Grandpa’s Teeth Fell In The Sizzler Buffet

(Verse 1) Well, grandpa went to the Sizzler today, His appetite big, he grabbed a tray, He loaded up his plate, piled it high, But little did he know, trouble was nigh. (Verse 2) He reached for the ribs, tender and sweet, But his dentures decided they needed to yeet. They leaped from his mouth, took a dive without grace, Landed in the salad, fell right outta his face! (Instrumental) Grandpa's teeth took a plunge in the Sizzler's buffet, Dropped in the lettuce, took a bite on the way, Cornbread and ribs, oh what a stew, Grandpa's teeth, causing quite the to-do! (Intrumental)