Imagine That

[Verse] Spank your monkey no you won't go blind Choke your chicken ease your mind Rub your cat no hair will grow Funny things we all should know [Verse 2] Listen close I'll tell you why Old wives' tales just make us sigh Do what you do don't be afraid All these rumors quickly fade [Chorus] Can you imagine that Funny myths and crazy chat Laugh it off we won't go back Tell your friends it's just a fact [Verse 3] Got a story share it now Keep it light and have some wow No need to worry live your life Urban legends no more strife [Verse 4] In this world of silly games Play along don't feel ashamed We all know it's just for fun Sing it out for everyone [Chorus] Can you imagine that Funny myths and crazy chat Laugh it off we won't go back Tell your friends it's just a fact