The Wizards of Waste

When recycling gets too hard or seems too cruel And you need someone to turn to, to help you through When you don't know if it's paper or cardboard And you're not sure if it's rubble or hardcore You need to turn to special men with long long beards And special powers to bring back your cheer They will help you sort your liquids from your pastes The special men you need are the Wizards of Waste The Wizards of Waste, Wizards of Waste, the Wizards of Waste