Grandma's Plea

[Verse] I've been waiting all week, just to see my kin Got a big ol' spread cookin', got a love that's genuine But there's somethin' holdin' me back, bringin' me down Severe hemorrhoids got me wearin' a frown (oh no, oh no) [Verse 2] I wanna play with my grandbabies, laugh and catch up But these hemorrhoids got me feelin' like I'm stuck So I look up to the heavens, hoping for a sign Dear Lord, send me a man with a heart so kind (help me, help me) [Chorus] God, find me someone who'll pop these piles With hands so gentle, a smile that's worthwhile I just wanna be pain-free, spend time with my fam Oh Lord, please help me find a hemorrhoid-poppin' man