Stale Delight

[Verse] Morning light shines on the bread Stale baguette harder than lead Try to bite but fail instead Need a softer snack instead [Chorus] Crunch crunch can't munch Teeth just won't do the punch Day old bread it's a hunch Can't win this baguette lunch [Verse 2] Spread some butter thick and wide But it can't crack that tough hide Dreaming of a soft inside Guess I'll have to put this aside [Chorus] Crunch crunch can't munch Teeth just won't do the punch Day old bread it's a hunch Can't win this baguette lunch [Bridge] Microwave it heating slow Still it is as hard as stone Leave it out for birds to throw Baguette dream now overthrown [Chorus] Crunch crunch can't munch Teeth just won't do the punch Day old bread it's a hunch Can't win this baguette lunch