Brighten Your Night

comedy,non-music

April 15th, 2024udio

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Audience: [Applause] Susie: Yo I'm Susie and I'm here with our fluffy boy to brighten your night! Audience: [Cheers] Ralsei: Um, hello everyone. I'm Ralsei, and this is Susie. Susie: Yo. Ralsei: (clears throat) So, uh, have you ever noticed how strange the Dark World can be? Susie: (smirks) Yeah, it's like one minute you're fighting off monsters, and the next, you're solving puzzles with a fluffy boy here. Ralsei: (nervously) Um, yes, well, speaking of puzzles, have you ever tried to figure out what's going on in Lancer's head? Susie: (laughs) Good luck with that. I don't think even Lancer knows what's going on in there. Audience: [Laughs] Ralsei: (chuckles nervously) True. And don't even get me started on trying to understand Jevil. Susie: (grins) Oh, come on, Ralsei. It's simple. You just have to embrace the chaos. Ralsei: (laughs weakly) Right, embrace the chaos. Speaking of chaos, have you ever had to deal with King's temper tantrums? Susie: (rolls eyes) Ugh, don't remind me. That guy really needs to chill out. Ralsei: (nods) Definitely. And let's not forget about Spamton. Now there's a guy who's always trying to sell you something. Susie: (snickers) Yeah, I'll pass on the "deals" from that guy. Audience: [Laughs] Ralsei: (smiles) Well, despite all the craziness, I'm glad we have each other, Susie. Susie: (puts an arm around Ralsei) Yeah, me too, fluff boy. Susie: (laughs) Good luck with that. I don't think even Lancer knows what's going on in there. Audience: [Laughs] Ralsei: (chuckles nervously) True. And don't even get me started on trying to understand Jevil. Susie: (grins) Oh, come on, Ralsei. It's simple. You just have to embrace the chaos. Audience: [Laughs] Ralsei: (laughs weakly) Right, embrace the chaos. Speaking of chaos, have you ever had to deal with King's temper tantrums? Susie: (rolls eyes) Ugh, don't remind me. That guy really needs to chill out. Audience: [Laughs] Ralsei: (nods) Definitely. And let's not forget about Spamton. Now there's a guy who's always trying to sell you something. Susie: (snickers) Yeah, I'll pass on the "deals" from that guy. Audience: [Laughs] Ralsei: (smiles) Well, despite all the craziness, I'm glad we have each other, Susie. Susie: (puts an arm around Ralsei) Yeah, me too, fluff boy. Audience: [Laughs and Cheers] Ralsei: So, uh, have you ever noticed how strange it is to be a fluffy prince in a world full of darkness and chaos? Susie: Yeah, tell me about it. It's like, "Hey, I'm just trying to spread love and kindness here, but everyone else is all about fighting and stuff." Audience: [Laughs] Ralsei: Exactly! And then there's Lancer, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. Susie: Yeah, that little guy sure knows how to stir up trouble. But you gotta admit, he's kinda adorable in his own way. Ralsei: Definitely. And then there's the Dark World. I mean, who comes up with this stuff? Card castles, puzzle rooms, it's like a weird dream. Susie: Yeah, but at least we get to kick some butt and make some new friends along the way, right? Audience: [Laughs] Ralsei: Well, it is! But let's not forget about you, Susie. The tough exterior with a heart of gold. Audience: Awwwnn! Susie: Aw, shucks. You're making me blush, Ralsei. But seriously, folks, who would've thought we'd end up here, doing stand-up comedy in the Dark World? Ralsei: (chuckling) Life is full of surprises, isn't it? But hey, at least we can bring a little laughter into everyone's lives. Susie: (nodding) Yeah, that's true. So, get ready for a night of jokes, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of friendship. Ralsei: (smiling) That's right. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show! Audience: [Applause] Ralsei: Alright, folks, let's lighten the mood a bit with some jokes. How about this one: Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Susie: I don't know, Ralsei. Why? Ralsei: Because he had no body to go with him! Get it? No body? Audience: [Laughs] Susie: (laughs) Oh, Ralsei, you and your skeleton jokes. Alright, here's one for you: Why did the monster bring a ladder to the bar? Ralsei: Hmm, I'm not sure. Why? Susie: Because he heard the drinks were on the house! (laughs) Audience: [Laughs] Ralsei: (laughs) Oh, that's a good one, Susie! Alright, here's another one: Why did the bicycle fall over? Susie: I dunno, why? Ralsei: Because it was two-tired! (laughs) Audience: [Laughs] Susie: (laughs) Classic! Okay, one more: Why don't skeletons fight each other? Ralsei: Why? Susie: They don't have the guts! (laughs) Audience: [Laughs] Ralsei: Alright, let's kick it up a notch with some darker humor, shall we? How about this one: Why don't skeletons play music in church? Susie: I have no idea, Ralsei. Why? Ralsei: Because they have no organs! (laughs) Audience: [Laughs] Susie: (laughs) Oh, that's dark, Ralsei. I like it. Alright, here's one for you: Why did the ghost go to the party? Ralsei: I'm not sure. Why? Susie: Because he heard it was going to be a scream! (laughs) Audience: [Laughs] Ralsei: (laughs) Oh, that's spooky! Okay, how about this one: Why did the vampire break up with his girlfriend? Susie: Hmm, why? Ralsei: Because she was a pain in the neck! (laughs) Audience: [Laughs] Susie: (laughs) Oh, that's cold-blooded, Ralsei. I love it. Alright, one more: Why did the mummy become a detective? Ralsei: Why? Susie: Because he was great at unwrapping mysteries! (laughs) Audience: [Laughs]

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