Weekend Warrior Woes

(Verse 1) Wake up bright, it's Saturday, plans so grand, Thought I'd race a jaguar, on distant land. Dinner in a castle, skydive through blue, Tripped over my slippers, that’s my morning’s debut. (Chorus) Weekend warrior, king of the fight, Had mighty plans, ended in slight. Dreams of wild quests and heroic scenes, Just me, my couch, and jelly bean dreams. (Verse 2) Envisioned myself in a pirate’s plight, Sailing stormy seas, under moonlit night. Reality check, just a puddle war, My ship was a bathmat, on my bathroom floor. (Chorus) Weekend warrior, king of the fight, Had mighty plans, ended in slight. Dreams of wild quests and heroic scenes, Just me, my couch, and jelly bean dreams. (Interlude) [Instrumental break] (Verse 3) Thought to be a chef, cook a feast so fine, End up with cereal, dining divine. Plan to paint the town, in colors so bright, The only painting done was my wall, all white. (Chorus) Weekend warrior, king of the fight, Had mighty plans, ended in slight. Dreams of wild quests and heroic scenes, Just me, my couch, and jelly bean dreams. Dreams of wild quests and heroic scenes, Just me, my couch, and jelly bean dreams. (Bridge) Sunday evening creeps, what a sly old fox, Had plans for a marathon, ended watching "The Box". My adventure gear stayed pristine and neat, While I mastered the art of staying off my feet. (Verse 4) Promised the stars, a glamorous run, Yet the closest I got was a documentary on the sun. Sofa-bound voyager, expert of rest, Weekend’s over, guess it was for the best. (Chorus) Weekend warrior, king of the fight, Had mighty plans, ended in slight. Dreams of wild quests and heroic scenes, Just me, my couch, and jelly bean dreams. (Chorus) Weekend warrior, what a grand sight, Dreamed of epic feats, stayed home alright. Tales of wild quests and fictional scenes, Just me, my couch, and empty ice cream scenes. Just me, my couch, and jelly bean dreams. (Chorus) Weekend warrior, what a grand sight, Dreamed of epic feats, stayed home alright. Tales of wild quests and fictional scenes, Just me, my couch, and empty ice cream scenes. [Instrumental break] [Outro] [Ending]