Lyrics
The lyrics & original song by @Dray
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[Crowd noise: building anticipation]
[Host spoken:]
"Ladies and gentlemen, we have a special treat for you tonight! For the first time ever at Street Parade 2024, please welcome the incredible DJ RemixbyAnnie and her amazing partner Elisa!"
[Crowd:cheering, clapping, whistles]
[Host:]
"Make some noise for their debut performance!"
[Crowd: louder cheers, clapping intensifies]
[Host:]
"Get ready for an unforgettable set... DJ RemixbyAnnie and Elisa!!!"
[Crowd: loud ovation, echo fading out]
[acoustic drums, breakbeat, female vocals, oldschool, funk bass]
[Transition]
[Phone ringing sound begins
Crowd noise fades, phone ringing becomes clearer]
[Elisa female (on phone):]
"Hello?"
[pause, slightly muffled]
"He wa- He went where now...?"
[pause, shocked]
"Ooh nonono, not my lawyer... not my lawyer!"
(Ready... Lawyer... One...)
[Verse 1:Rapped, female vocal, English]]
[Bass: heavy, sidechain to kick]
Okay you got me all wired up,
I just wanna go to the city and buy a lot,
but people put some glass below my car to make the tires pop.
(Where's my lawyer?) [chopped, pitched up]
Or, I had a dude trip and step on my kicks,
So of course I chased him down, I mean it is what it is,
But then just as I'm catching up, I get stopped by the cops,
(Where's my lawyer?) [chopped, pitched up]
[Break]
[Pre-Chorus: Sung, female vocal,]
[Synth: plucky, with reverb]
Lawyer, Lawyer, nowhere to be found.
Damn, I thought he's always sticking around.
He was the man, always down for all the silly stuff,
But now when I try to call he's not picking up.
(Where's my lawyer?) [chopped, stutter effect]
[Chorus]
[Drop: heavy bassline, aggressive synths]
Where's my lawyer?
(Bring him back!) (↑, ←, ↓, →) [chopped, reverb]
(Where's my lawyer?)
(Bring him back!) (↑, →, ↓, ←) [chopped, stutter effect]
(Where's my lawyer?)
(Bring him back!) (↑, ←, ↓, →) [chopped, delayed]
[Bass wobble]
Where's my lawyer?
(Bring him back!) [vocal chop, stuttered]
Where's my lawyer?
(Bring him back!) [vocal chop, pitched down]
[Instrumental Break :high energy, deep bass drop]
(Bring him back!) (↑, ←, ↓, →) (toot)
(Bring him back!) (↑, →, ↓, ←) (toot)
(Bring him back!) (↑, ←, ↓, →)
(Ready... Lawyer... One...)
[Verse 2 Rapped, female vocal]
[Bass: distorted, syncopated rhythm]
Yeah. Try to call I get a toot-toot,
people steal my songs and put them on YouTube.
I threaten with a copyright strike but they don’t want to comply.
(Where is my Lawyer?) [chopped, glitched]
Yeah. You got me wondering but..
Maybe he moved on and got a new job.
Pick it up, I got a case forya
(Where’s my Lawyer?!) [chopped, reverb]
[Break]
[Pre-Chorus Sung, female vocal]
[Synth: plucky, with reverb]
Lawyer, Lawyer, nowhere to be found,
Damn, I thought he's always sticking around.
He was the man, always down for all the silly stuff,
But now when I try to call, he's not picking up.
(Where's my lawyer?) [chopped, pitched up]
[Crowd noise: building anticipation]
[Host spoken:]
[acoustic drums, breakbeat, female vocals, oldschool, funk bass]
[Transition]
[Phone ringing sound begins
Crowd noise fades, phone ringing becomes clearer]
[Elisa female (on phone):]
"Hello?"
[pause, slightly muffled]
"He wa- He went where now...?"
[pause, shocked]
"Ooh nonono, not my lawyer... not my lawyer!"
(Ready... Lawyer... One...)
[Verse 1:Rapped, female vocal, English]]
[Bass: heavy, sidechain to kick]
Okay you got me all wired up,
I just wanna go to the city and buy a lot,
but people put some glass below my car to make the tires pop.
(Where's my lawyer?) [chopped, pitched up]
Or, I had a dude trip and step on my kicks,
So of course I chased him down, I mean it is what it is,
But then just as I'm catching up, I get stopped by the cops,
(Where's my lawyer?) [chopped, pitched up]
[Break]
[Pre-Chorus: Sung, female vocal,]
[Synth: plucky, with reverb]
Lawyer, Lawyer, nowhere to be found.
Damn, I thought he's always sticking around.
He was the man, always down for all the silly stuff,
But now when I try to call he's not picking up.
(Where's my lawyer?) [chopped, stutter effect]
[Chorus]
[Drop: heavy bassline, aggressive synths]
Where's my lawyer?
(Bring him back!) (↑, ←, ↓, →) [chopped, reverb]
(Where's my lawyer?)
(Bring him back!) (↑, →, ↓, ←) [chopped, stutter effect]
(Where's my lawyer?)
(Bring him back!) (↑, ←, ↓, →) [chopped, delayed]
[Bass wobble]
Where's my lawyer?
(Bring him back!) [vocal chop, stuttered]
Where's my lawyer?
(Bring him back!) [vocal chop, pitched down]
[Instrumental Break :high energy, deep bass drop]
(Bring him back!) (↑, ←, ↓, →) (toot)
(Bring him back!) (↑, →, ↓, ←) (toot)
(Bring him back!) (↑, ←, ↓, →)
(Ready... Lawyer... One...)
[Verse 2 Rapped, female vocal]
[Bass: distorted, syncopated rhythm]
Yeah. Try to call I get a toot-toot,
people steal my songs and put them on YouTube.
I threaten with a copyright strike but they don’t want to comply.
(Where is my Lawyer?) [chopped, glitched]
Yeah. You got me wondering but..
Maybe he moved on and got a new job.
Pick it up, I got a case forya
(Where’s my Lawyer?!) [chopped, reverb]
[Break]
[Pre-Chorus Sung, female vocal]
[Synth: plucky, with reverb]
Lawyer, Lawyer, nowhere to be found,
Damn, I thought he's always sticking around.
He was the man, always down for all the silly stuff,
But now when I try to call, he's not picking up.
(Where's my lawyer?) [chopped, pitched up]
[Break] [ stadium reverb]
[Chorus]
[Drop: heavy bassline, aggressive synths]
Where's my lawyer?
(Bring him back!) (↑, ←, ↓, →) [chopped, reverb]
(Where's my lawyer?)
(Bring him back!) (↑, →, ↓, ←) [chopped, stutter effect]
(Where's my lawyer?)
(Bring him back!) (↑, ←, ↓, →) [chopped, delayed]
Where's my lawyer?
[Bass wobble]
(Bring him back!) [vocal chop, stuttered]
Where's my lawyer?
[Bass wobble]
(Bring him back!) [vocal chop, pitched down]
[Instrumental]
[High energy, heavy bass drops]
[Vocal chops: random, rhythmic]
[Outro]
[Low energy fade out, sub-bass]
[Spoken : Elisa: female voice]
So uuh ... I guess he's really not coming back huh?
.... Aaaaw maaaan! (↑, ←, ↓, →) (toot)
(Bring him back!) (↑, →, ↓, ←) (toot)
(Bring him back!) (↑, ←, ↓, →)
[Fade Out]
[Music fades out, crowd cheering begins]
[Elisa: female voice:]
"Thank you, Zurich! You’ve been amazing! We love you!"
[Crowd: loud cheers, clapping]
[Host:]
"How about that, folks? Let’s hear it one more time for DJ RemixbyAnnie and Elisa!"
[Crowd: more cheering, whistles]
[Host:]
"Thank you for being part of this incredible night at Street Parade 2024! Stay tuned for more amazing performances! You don’t want to miss what’s next!"
[Crowd: continuous cheering, slowly fades out]