Midnight Goblin Flip

[instrumental] [end] [Verse 1] In the dead of night when the moon’s so high, There’s a sneaky little goblin with a gleam in his eye. He creeps through the door, oh so sly, Searching for a kitchen where he can fly. [Pre-Chorus] With a hop and a skip, he makes no sound, Until he finds the kitchen, then he jumps around. He’s flipping and dipping, like a gymnast in flight, Causing chaos in the house on this moonlit night. [Chorus] Oh, goblin in the kitchen, flipping through the air, Owners wake up startled, find him dancing there. They grab their brooms and shoo him out, But he just laughs and flips about. Oh, goblin in the kitchen, you better beware, They’re gonna kick you out, with their broom they swear. [Verse 2] He’s raiding the fridge, making such a mess, Milk on the counter and crumbs on his chest. He cartwheels and giggles, with a mischievous grin, While the sleepy homeowners are closing in. [Pre-Chorus] With a yell and a shout, they burst into the room, Brandishing their brooms, ready to resume. The goblin’s backflips quicken, his acrobatics grand, But they’re determined to reclaim their kitchen land. [Chorus] Oh, goblin in the kitchen, flipping through the air, Owners wake up startled, find him dancing there. They grab their brooms and shoo him out, But he just laughs and flips about. Oh, goblin in the kitchen, you better beware, They’re gonna kick you out, with their broom they swear. [Verse 3} He spins and he twirls, dodging every sweep, But the owners are persistent, they won’t let him keep. With a final flip and a cackle loud, The broom lands a hit, and he’s ousted from the crowd. [Chorus] Oh, goblin in the kitchen, flipping through the air, Owners wake up startled, find him dancing there. They grab their brooms and shoo him out, But he just laughs and flips about. Oh, goblin in the kitchen, you better beware, They’re gonna kick you out, with their broom they swear. [Outro] Now the goblin’s gone, out into the night, The kitchen is quiet, not a flip in sight. But every now and then, under the moon’s pale light, You might hear a goblin’s laugh, and wonder if he might Return once again for his acrobatic flight.