Sausage Lover

(Verse 1) In a cozy little town, there's a man named Craig, Loves his sausages, big ones he'd never betray, With each juicy bite, he's on cloud nine, But sometimes, oh sometimes, things don't align. (Chorus) Craig loves sausages, they fill him with delight, But every now and then, he'll get a fright, When a big one goes down the wrong way, He'll choke and gag, but he'll be okay. (Verse 2) He'll grill 'em up crispy, or fry 'em just right, The taste of sausage, his true delight, But as he savors each succulent chew, There's a risk lurking, that he can't undo. (Chorus) Craig loves sausages, they fill him with delight, But every now and then, he'll get a fright, When a big one goes down the wrong way, He'll choke and gag, but he'll be okay. (Bridge) It's a love affair, with a twist, For every moment of savory bliss, There's a chance, it'll turn sour, But Craig's love for sausages will never go dour. (Verse 3) So here's to Craig, the sausage connoisseur, With his love so true, and his appetite pure, Though sometimes he chokes, he won't abstain, For the joy they bring, outweighs the pain. (Chorus) Craig loves sausages, they fill him with delight, But every now and then, he'll get a fright, When a big one goes down the wrong way, He'll choke and gag, but he'll be okay. (Outro) So raise a toast to Craig, with his sausage affair, May he always find joy, in each sausage he dares, For though sometimes he chokes, he'll persevere, In the world of sausages, he'll never fear. He'll never fear, never fear! never fear, never fear! never fear.