How Many Wives You Got? A Polygamist Story

You strolled in with that sly grin tight Eyes a wanderin', seekin' your next plight Front porch sittin', whispers start to twirl About the man who's loved a dozen girls [Pre-Chorus] They say you're heart's a roamin' sight Like a bandit in the dead of night In this small town (small town) Rumors fly and they start to grow Like dandelions in the springtime's throw On the edge of the old back road (back road) [Chorus] How many wives you got? Hidin' rings like a polygamy plot Your pickup truck (pickup truck) Leaves a trail of whispers stirred They count your shadows, words absurd By the light of the gossip's moon (gossip's moon) [Chorus] How many hearts you've caught? Spinnin' tales like a scoundrel's trot Every juke joint (juke joint) Knows your boots and the stories they spin Stirrin' trouble with your coy little grin In the glow of neon lights (neon lights) [Pre-Chorus] And they say you got a silver tongue That weaves a web that's never undone