Lyrics
[Intro]
A buffet has been declared
Many have traveled there
People of shapes and sizes
Professions many, far and wide
There’s a pirate in the corner
There’s a farmer in the center
Over there’s the banker
And is that a dragon slayer?
[Verse]
Suddenly there is a call
The Lawyer has declared for all
Found down on his floor tonight
The head honcho has seen the light
The criminal is still somewhere
One of us, he is here
[Chorus]
The mission is impossible!
Winning is improbable!
We don’t know what to do at all
But we know just who we will call
The name’s Stew, Luke Stew
One with the shadows
And the shadows
Are one with him
[Verse]
Luke is here, he’s on the scene
But through debrief, he did sleep
Investigate the boats he will
Returning he finds another chill
The Laywer asks for accusations
Luke is put on trial
And when faced with complete denial
Stew is left to return free
The criminal ain’t he
[Verse]
Luke is here, he’s on the scene
But through debrief, he did sleep
Investigate the boats he will
Returning he finds another chill
The Lawyer asks for accusations
Luke is put on trial
And when faced with complete denial
Stew is left to return free
The criminal ain’t he
[Chorus]
The mission is impossible!
Winning is improbable!
We don’t know what to do at all
But we know just who we will call
The name’s Stew, Luke Stew
One with the shadows
And the shadows
Are one with him
[Verse]
Luke investigates the alley
And as he turns to head back
He watches as in the act
The security guard renders another slack
Now Luke is careful and moves slowly
Confirming the dead’s identity
And so returning back to order
The guard’s arrest is quickly over
As he sees his friend locked up
The other crim' fesses up
[Chorus]
The mission is impossible!
Winning is improbable!
We don’t know what to do at all
But we know just who we will call
The name’s Stew, Luke Stew
One with the shadows
And the shadows
Are one with him
[Outro]
Thank you Luke, for your help immense
The lives of us, you did protect
And now we know, your resumé
Cannot be beat, as you say