Blanket and Pillow, World's Best Inventions

[Verse 1] In the hush of the night, the icy wind blows, I reach for you, my comforting heroes. With a fluff so fine, and a warmth that mends, Blanket and pillow, you're more than friends. Been 'round the world, chased the sunset strip ROCKED all night, I think my liver's ripped Fast cars, (NO) loud guitars, (NO) nothin' could excite Like the feel of my pillow at the end of the NIGHT! (THE NIGHT) [Chorus] Oh, you're the silent knights in the fight against the chill, The ferryman of dreams, in the quiet night so still. Blanket and pillow, you're the proof of god's will! The world's best inventions, the ultimate comfort skill. [Verse 2] Underneath your embrace, I find my peace, All the day's chaos comes to a cease. You cradle my thoughts, and you soothe my skin, With you by my side, it's always a win. [Bridge] What inventions could possibly compare? Sliced bread? NOOO Deodorant? Close, but NOOO Medicine, Cheese Wiz, internet and politics? NO, NO, NO and GET THE FUCK OUTTA HEEEERE!!! (GET OUT!) [Chorus] Oh, you're the silent knights in the fight against the chill, The ferryman of dreams, in the quiet night so still. Blanket and pillow, you're the proof of god's will! The world's best inventions, the ultimate comfort skill. [Guitar solo] [Outro] No better duo could ever be penned, In the hall of fame, you're the MAIN! EVENT! In the symphony of sleep, The FIRST MOVEMENT WE SEEK, Is Blanket and pillow, (blanket!) you're my comfort, (pillow!) my... will. [Outro] No better duo could ever be penned, In the hall of fame, You're the MAIN! EVENT! In the symphony of sleep, The FIRST MOVEMENT WE SEEK, Is Blanket and pillow, (blanket!) You're my comfort,(pillow!) My reason for living My everything Blanket and pillow My...will.