Sailor's Stew

(Instrumental: Fiddle, Flute, Bodhran drum) [Verse: Lead Vocal] The sailor ate some rancid stew, Beans and fish, a mix that grew, Out at sea, the troubles brew, With a fart so loud, it split the crew! [Verse: Lead Vocal] Heave ho, let it go, Windy blasts that steal the show, On the waves where breezes blow, A stinky gust that’s sure to grow! [Verse: Lead Vocal] The captain cursed, the mates did cry, As the sailor’s fart filled the sky, From bow to stern, the smell did fly, We laughed so hard, we thought we’d die! [Verse: Lead Vocal] The stormy seas and gales were fierce, But nothing matched that windy pierce, We sailed on strong, with spirits high, A sailor’s fart, our battle cry! [Verse: Lead Vocal] So raise a pint and cheer the gale, To farts that tell a mighty tale, On the sea, we’ll never fail, A sailor’s fart, our endless sail! [End]