Lyrics
[Orchestral Intro]
[Orchestral Intro no vocals]
[Verse]
[Female Lead Singing]
I know that it sounds quite superfluous
But of savants I am most envious...
Their lyrics and harmony? Mwah! Chef's kiss
Simple lines or fancy prose it doesn't even matter
with two left hands, an ornate pen that only wants to blather...
[Pre-Chorus] [Female Lead]
And on the stage tonight, while the crowd's expecting wonders.
All I keep saying is, [female lead frustrated]"What rhymes with blunders!?"*
[Chorus] [female lead and background singers]...When you've been sittin' here for SO long
And all your tries have been... wrong....
All you want to do is not rhyme!!!
[Music pauses for single chime Ding!]
[Verse 2]
[Female Lead singing] I count syllables meticulously
And even check the lines congruity
When I think it's a home run? Ugh, a miss
Epigrammatic attempts, sound more like grandiloquence
[Vera deadpan monotonous female vocals] You try so hard but still refuse to see
[Female Lead hesitantly] ...My magnificence?
[groans]
[Pre-Chorus] [Female Lead]
And on the stage tonight, while the crowd's expecting wonders.
All I keep saying is, [female lead frustrated]"What rhymes with blunders!?"*
[Chorus] [female lead and background singers]...When you've been sittin' here for SO long
And all your tries have been... wrong....
All you want to do is not rhyme!!!
[Music pauses for single chime Ding!]
[Bridge]
[Clears throat]
[Male tenor sings] Your rhyming capabilities are quite prodigious,
Aren't you a chip off the ol' vocab aficionado!
[Vera Female deadpan monotonous F# vocals] But when you're so concerned, about rhyming words,
it ends up a garbled mess,
A song is more than lyrics, ink stains with pen
[male sings]It's a feeling!
[interlude tempo slows]
[Female Lead Singing] Dew swaying on a web,
a gentle melody
comforting lilts, warm, as a kiss
Lyrics can be gentle, a ripple in a serene swell
[Bridge]
[male tenor sings] And while square words may fit through a round hole
It's like
[Female Opera Singer]Trapping a spider, in a birdcage...
[Music pauses with a lone violin note plucked]
[Chorus][Female Lead]
But on the stage tonight, while the crowd's expecting wonders.
All I keep saying is, [female lead frustrated]"What rhymes with blunders!?"
...When you've been sittin' here for SO long
And all your tries have been... wrong....
[Breakdown]
Simple lines or fancy prose, why should it even matter?
If all the world's a stage, then baby, ...mine is broken and battered
[Outro]
[background singers] All you wanna do,
All you gotta DO!
[Female Lead]All I need to do issss nooooot...
rhymeeeeee!!!
[Silence]
[male Speaks] About time!
[Female lead Shouts] No!
[Verse 3 MALE singing]
[MALE Singing] Your rhyming capabilities, are quite prodigious.
Aren't you a chip off the ol' vocab aficionado
[Vera Female deadpan monotonous F# vocals] But when you're so concerned, about rhyming words,
it ends up a garbled mess,
A song is more than lyrics, ink stains with pen
[MALE Singing] It's a feeling!
[Interlude]
[tempo slows during Interlude add violin]
[Female Lead Singing] Dew swaying on a web,
a gentle melody
comforting lilts, warm, as a kiss
Flowing lyrics, a ripple in a serene swell....
[Bridge]
[MALE Singing] And while square words may fit through round holes
It's like
[Female Opera Singer]Trapping a spider. In a birdcage...
[Music pauses with a lone violin note plucked]
[Chorus][Female Lead]
But on the stage tonight, while the crowd's expecting wonders.
All I keep saying is, [female lead frustrated]"What rhymes with blunders!?"
...When you've been sittin' here for SO long
And all your tries have been... wrong....
[Breakdown]
Simple lines or fancy prose, why should it even matter?
If all the world's a stage, then baby, ...mine is broken and battered...
[Outro]
[background singers] All you wanna do,
All you gotta DO!
[Male Lead]All I need to do issss nooooot...
rhymeeeeee!!!
[Silence]
[Continue in same style and melody]
[Verse 3 MALE singing]
[MALE Singing] Your rhyming capabilities, are quite prodigious.
Aren't you a chip off the ol' vocab aficionado
[Vera deadpan monotonous F# vocals] But when you're so concerned, about rhyming words,
it ends up a garbled mess,
A song is more than lyrics, ink stains with pen
[MALE Singing] It's a feeling!
[Interlude]
[tempo slows during Interlude add violin]
[Female Lead Singing] Dew swaying on a web,
a gentle melody
comforting lilts, warm, as a kiss
Flowing lyrics, a ripple in a serene swell....
[Bridge]
[MALE Singing] And while square words may fit through round holes
It's like
[Female Opera Singer]Trapping a spider. In a birdcage...
[Music pauses with a lone violin note plucked]
[Chorus][Female Lead]
But on the stage tonight, while the crowd's expecting wonders.
All I keep saying is, [female lead frustrated]"What rhymes with blunders!?"
...When you've been sittin' here for SO long
And all your tries have been... wrong....
[Breakdown]
Simple lines or fancy prose, why should it even matter?
If all the world's a stage, then baby, ...mine is broken and battered...
[Outro]
[background singers] All you wanna do,
All you gotta DO!
[Male Lead]All I need to do issss nooooot...
rhymeeeeee!!!
[Silence]
[Female gigging]
[End]