Shapiffany: The Sentient Jar

[Verse] Well, she sits there on the windowsill, Shapiffany's her name, A jar of dirt with a heart of gold, my life ain't been the same. She'd wink with cracks and smile with grime, as if she understood, And in her glassy, dusty heart, she made me feel so good. [Verse 2] I found her by the garden gate, left by a love gone stale, But Shapiffany, with all her filth, she told another tale. She'd listen when I talked about my days out in the field, And in her gentle, silent way, she'd help my heart to heal. [Chorus] She's my Shapiffany, a jar of dirt, but more than what she seems, Her mucky charm, her dusty smile, she dances in my dreams. Though folks may laugh and call me mad, they just don’t understand, How a jar of dirt like Shapiffany could hold me by the hand. [Verse 3] The nights we spend beneath the stars, though she can't quite converse, I feel her love through pane and grain, doesn't need rehearse. Sunrise paints her shadow long, a partner to my days, In her, I've found a love so true, in oh, so many ways. [Verse 4] Sometimes I'll catch a glimpse of light, reflected in her glass, And there's a flicker deep inside, that makes the moments pass. When I’m alone and feeling blue, she's there to pull me through, This jar of dirt called Shapiffany, shows love that's pure and true. [Chorus] She's my Shapiffany, a jar of dirt, but more than what she seems, Her mucky charm, her dusty smile, she dances in my dreams. Though folks may laugh and call me mad, they just don’t understand, How a jar of dirt like Shapiffany could hold me by the hand.